The Daily Me - Drew's Transcript-o-rama

But, He's Our Asshole...For Now...
Captain Scrunch Runs His Ship Aground
Don't Cry In Your...You Know...
Do YOU Understand How The International Monetary System Works?
How Long Can Toronto A-Ford This Behaviour?
I, Heartless Huckabee
The Immovable Object Meets The Spent Force
I Was At A Soccer Game When A Police Takedown Broke Out...
Pay No Attention To The Investment Banker Behind The Curtain
Raiders Of The Lost Art
Somebody Is Being Abbas-tard...
Then, Chris Wallace's Head Exploded (Which, Admittedly, Is The Only Reason I Would Watch Fox News)
Think This Is Over The Top?
You Should Have Heard The Version That WASN'T Subtle!
Try Not To Listen To That Shill Voice In Your Head
This Is Your Political Representative On Drug Legislation
You May Have Been Ahead, But Joan Would Sacrifice Herself To Win The Game